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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:50:29 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/"><rss:title>Machine Elf</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2009-11-25T04:50:29Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.8.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/10/28/a-gnome-by-any-other-name.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/8/10/dreaming-of-elves.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/3/2/through-someone-elses-eyes.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/24/happy-holidays-everyone.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/13/santas-elves.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/7/thought-for-the-night.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/27/bigfoot-and-the-fairy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/22/answering-machine-mibs.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/21/trickster-or-liar.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/7/30/green-men-and-bigfoot.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/10/28/a-gnome-by-any-other-name.html"><rss:title>A Gnome By Any Other Name</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/10/28/a-gnome-by-any-other-name.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-10-28T11:35:07Z</dc:date><dc:subject>elf/fairy beings</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/pedro-mummy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256729743455" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>My paternal grandmother was born in a rural area of Sweden in 1891, and when I was a boy she told me stories of the <strong>Tomte</strong> (as I understand it, <em>Tomte</em> is plural and the singular is <em>Tomten</em>), small beings that took the appearance of old, bearded men. The Tomte were no more than 3 feet tall and wore pointed hats, which we&rsquo;ve of course come to associate with gnomes and similar creatures. Legend tells that the Tomte were capable of invisibility and could shapeshift, sometimes taking the appearance of a large, grown man.</p>
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<p>Continue reading <a href="http://www.theparanomalist.com/the-latest/gnome-sightings/">here</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/8/10/dreaming-of-elves.html"><rss:title>Dreaming of Elves</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/8/10/dreaming-of-elves.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-08-10T09:21:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject>dreams elf/fairy beings</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-inline ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/Solar-Garden-Gnome-w-Lantern_BD1E2BED.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1249896157967" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>Last night I actually had a dream about elves.&nbsp; It was that time of night when I had just barely fallen asleep.&nbsp; I found myself walking around in the land behind my house.&nbsp; It was night time and the grasses and sage were high, as it is now, only there did seem to be a LOT more of it.&nbsp; When I looked down in the grass there were little men, probably not much more than a foot high.&nbsp; I suppose they sort of looked like gnomes, so far as clothing, but they had no beards and rather than a pointy hat, they had flat caps.&nbsp; I remember they had very round faces.&nbsp; They were holding lanterns and seemed to be searching for something.&nbsp; I was shocked to see them there, so shocked that it woke me up.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/3/2/through-someone-elses-eyes.html"><rss:title>Through someone else's eyes</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2009/3/2/through-someone-elses-eyes.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-03-02T03:26:30Z</dc:date><dc:subject>dreams</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not sure what if anything this has to do with elves, but it has to do with dreams and reality.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Last year I had a very detailed, real seeming dream.&nbsp; Now, understand that I don't normally remember my dreams, but I remembered everything about this one and still do.</p>
<p>In the dream, I was not Lesley and yet was Lesley.&nbsp; In physical form I was a very beautiful and young Chinese girl, early 20s at most.&nbsp; It was modern times and I was in a big city, perhaps Beijing.&nbsp; I made my way through the streets and to a large apartment building.&nbsp; I knew I would see friends in there.&nbsp; I took the elevator up, got off and walked through a long hallway until I came to the apartment where my friends were.&nbsp; Knocked and went in.&nbsp; Everyone was speaking Chinese and I totally understood that something had gone very wrong and they were very upset.&nbsp; A moment later a group of men come through the door and begin shooting everyone.&nbsp; They shoot me a couple times and I lay on the floor pretending to be dead.&nbsp; I made a big mistake and moved.&nbsp; They tell one of the men to shoot me again.&nbsp; As I look up at him I realize he is someone that I am very close to, someone that I have a sexual/love relationship with, but it is secret.&nbsp; He pretends to shoot me, but actually shoots the floor right next to me.&nbsp; The other guys aren't paying attention because they are looking for something and so they just assume he shot me again.&nbsp; I lay very still.&nbsp; They finally leave.&nbsp; I continue to lay there, afraid to move, afraid they may come back.&nbsp; I am covered in blood.&nbsp; I finally crawl to the door, get out and crawl along the hallway.&nbsp; The dream ends.</p>
<p>The thing that gets me about this dream is that I really feel that while sleeping I had somehow entered the body of a real person and shared her horrible experience with her.&nbsp; Aside from that I felt she knew I was there and wanted me to see these things.</p>
<p>I still don't know what to make of that dream.&nbsp; I have never had a dream (that I remember) in which I was a totally different person, in a totally different country and speaking a different language.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Whoever that girl was I hope that someone found her and that she lived.</p>
<p>Add -- Something I forgot to mention, the only reason I knew that I was a beautiful Chinese girl is because the apartment I was in had a huge mirror that I saw myself in.&nbsp; I was shocked to not see my actual self in that mirror.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/24/happy-holidays-everyone.html"><rss:title>Happy Holidays Everyone!</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/24/happy-holidays-everyone.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-24T12:15:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/santashroom.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1230121185138" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Have a great one -- no matter what you celebrate!&nbsp; Do make sure you find something to celebrate though.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/13/santas-elves.html"><rss:title>Santa's Elves</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/13/santas-elves.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-13T11:51:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/santaelf.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1229169343885" alt="" /></span></span>Over at Lisa Shiel's blog she has a poll -- <a href="http://backyardphenomena.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/poll-santas-elves-real/">Are Santa's Elves Real</a>?</p>
<p>While I would say that Santa's Elves are not real, that doesn't mean they aren't based on beings that are real.&nbsp; It is my feeling that all fictional stories have some basis in truth.&nbsp; Just because I have never seen an elf doesn't mean that they don't exist and that others haven't seen them.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/7/thought-for-the-night.html"><rss:title>Thought for the night</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/12/7/thought-for-the-night.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-07T11:34:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject>ufos</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/fal1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1228649927406" alt="" /></span></span>It has been a while since I posted here and I thought I would do a short post about my thought of the night.</p>
<p>My thought tonight (more of a question really) -- are you more likely to see UFOs or even ghosts and other paranormal being if you expect to see them?&nbsp;</p>
<p>I see a lot of odd things in the sky, in comparison to most people.&nbsp; Is that just because I am looking or also because I somewhat expect to see them?&nbsp; I honestly don't know the answer to that, but perhaps our thoughts and expectations actually draw these things to us.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/27/bigfoot-and-the-fairy.html"><rss:title>Bigfoot and the Fairy</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/27/bigfoot-and-the-fairy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-27T11:10:36Z</dc:date><dc:subject>bigfoot elf/fairy beings photos</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/creature.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1219835462658"></span></span></p><p>Hopefully J won't mind me using his photo.&nbsp; You can read his original post <a href="http://supernaturalparanormal.com/?p=775">here</a>.</p><p>Something about that photo struck me.&nbsp; <br></p><p>It was a Bigfoot investigation, but the little fairy type being showed up too.</p><p>I am sure there are "photo experts" that would try to explain that photo, but to me it is an amazing image. Of course, I can't say for certain that is Bigfoot or a fairy, but why couldn't it be?<br></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/22/answering-machine-mibs.html"><rss:title>Answering Machine MIB's?</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/22/answering-machine-mibs.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-22T09:05:15Z</dc:date><dc:subject>mibs</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/answeringmach.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1219398082108"></span></span>On Tuesday there was a message on my answering machine from someone I don't know.&nbsp; This guy tells me that he wants to talk about my Beyond the Dial column in UFO Magazine so he can get more information.&nbsp; <br></p><p>Several things bothered me about that.&nbsp; First off, just that he had the nerve and rudeness to look up my phone # and call.&nbsp; I have my email addy listed at the end of my column and that is how I expect people to contact me.&nbsp; If I wanted people calling me I would have my phone # in there.&nbsp; Second, I include all information of where to download the podcasts that I write about.&nbsp; You get more information by listening to them -- that is the whole point.&nbsp; They are not thoughts I can elaborate on very much because they don't come from me.&nbsp; <br></p><p>Really I found it creepy and I can't entirely explain why.&nbsp; The same person called back at least 4 more times on Tuesday, but didn't leave a message.</p><p>I would have thought this person would have got the hint -- I didn't call him back and therefore do not have anything to say to him.&nbsp; Apparently though he could not get that hint and called back and left another message yesterday!</p>This is where it gets even more creepy to me -- he leaves pretty much the same message (as though he hadn't called before), but I am pretty sure he gives an entirely different name.&nbsp; He even sounded different even though the call is from the same number.&nbsp; In the first call he seemed to have a southern accent (which would make sense because the calls came from TX), but not in the one yesterday.&nbsp; I can't actually compare because I erased the first message.&nbsp; In the call yesterday there was a part where he was talking and it sounded electronic in a way, or at least like something that had been recorded and was being played back at a slower speed.&nbsp; Maybe it was just a bad cell phone connection.&nbsp; Lastly, at the end of both calls there is a electronic beep that beeps 3 times when he is finished talking.&nbsp; My caller ID just says Texas, no name, cell phone carrier or city.&nbsp; This time I recorded the message and beeps to my computer so I can compare any other weird calls.&nbsp; <br><p><br>Likely I am just overly paranoid.&nbsp; I haven't really done anything to attract MIB's and there would be no reason for them to waste their time with me.&nbsp; Probably just some guy without computer access or some lonely guy who thinks I am single.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>I still think it is creepy no matter what the reason or who it is.<br></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/21/trickster-or-liar.html"><rss:title>Trickster or Liar?</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/8/21/trickster-or-liar.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-21T09:37:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Trickster</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/trickster.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1219311711228"></span></span></p><p>I am stepping into Regan Lee's realm and thinking a bit more about trickster these last couple days.&nbsp; It is mostly due to the Bigfoot Body hoax.&nbsp; <br></p><p>What I have been wondering is -- what is the difference between a liar and a trickster?&nbsp; Is there a difference?&nbsp; Is a trickster merely someone or something that is a good enough liar that you actually believe them?</p>If that last question is true that means the Bigfoot hoax was not a trickster trick, or at least I didn't find it very believable. <br>&nbsp;<p>And thinking about it, maybe that is the difference between a mere liar and a trickster.&nbsp; Tricksters are harder to not believe.&nbsp; OK, just maybe.&nbsp; <br></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/7/30/green-men-and-bigfoot.html"><rss:title>Green Men and Bigfoot</rss:title><rss:link>http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/machine-elf/2008/7/30/green-men-and-bigfoot.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Lesley</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-30T09:58:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>bigfoot green man</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<br><p>I came across some nice photos <a href="http://www.northdevongazette.co.uk/northdevongazette/flatfiles/features/2008/piltongreenman/greenman.aspx">here</a> of the Pilton Green Man Festival.&nbsp; <br></p><p>I am a big fan of&nbsp; "Green Men" and have quite a few yard ornaments like stepping stones and wall hangings that bear the green man image.&nbsp; <br></p><p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://machine-elf.squarespace.com/storage/elf/greenman.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1217412307246"></span></span></p><br><p>One of the reasons I like things like green man, Bigfoot, elves and fairies is that they are creatures of nature.&nbsp; You rarely if ever hear of a fairy sighting in a large city.&nbsp; Bigfoot does not frequent downtown Chicago.&nbsp; I think one of the reasons we will never find Bigfoot is that he has a connection to nature that we have lost.&nbsp; When you are really connected with something you notice every slight change.&nbsp; Even if Bigfoot didn't hear or smell humans long before they got near him, he would probably notice other things like they way the birds and other animals are reacting.&nbsp; Unlike many animals in the forest he is smart enough to not trust humans.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><br><p>There are certain animals that live around my house here in the canyon that I have rarely seen in 15 years of living here.&nbsp; I have seen a bobcat twice, but only very briefly.&nbsp; A mountain lion once and a bear once, both very brief encounters.&nbsp; I am outside quite often too, so it isn't because I never go out there.&nbsp; It is because those animals are smart enough to want to stay away from humans.&nbsp; I can only assume that Bigfoot would have a bigger and more evolved brain that would make him even smarter and better at keeping away from people.&nbsp; <br></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>